Geneva Wilson

thekingofqueens:

WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN’ SUPABOWLLLLLLLLL

thekingofqueens:

WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN’ SUPABOWLLLLLLLLL

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM

me driving: say your prayers

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?

Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad: *chokes into his drink*

ROL: You should respect your elders.

Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad: *chokes on his drink again*

ROL: *storms off*

Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me: What?

Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kushandwizdom)

tfios-changed-my-life:

And we love you too, John. We really do. [x]

pixie-grotto:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

(via givemeguacandchips)

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via jlawre-nc-e)

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

image

*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

(via chasinglife-grenna)

avocad-ho:

iamnotathornbird:

hugglez4eva:

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

this is actually really inspiring.

Queen. Absolute queen

avocad-ho:

iamnotathornbird:

hugglez4eva:

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

this is actually really inspiring.

Queen. Absolute queen

(Source: fuckinglovebrit, via chasinglife-grenna)